Anonymous asked:

kevin lays down the rules immedietly and is just like 'i own u now. stick with me and you wont have a problem' and either deal with this possessive guy claiming hes stevens new protector against the dudes who will take what they can get OR roam around prison alone with his butt vaunrable so he just reluctantly follows kevin around everywhere

Your Average Canadian Answer:

My guess is that Kevin already has a ‘mess with me or my stuff and i’ll kick your fucking ass’ reputation so when word gets around that he ‘claimed’ the new guy, people aren’t too happy but can’t complain much.

and after a while steven is still v unconfortable with the whole situation especially when kevin gets all touchy feely sometimes saying its his reward for keeping steven safe thus far but he never actually does anything unless steven gives him the ok bc he may be a killer but hes not an asshole

Anonymous asked:

Yes but have you considered: scmanex prison au but its even worse bc steven got framed of murder somehow so hes send to a maximum security prison full of ACTUAL killers omg

Your Average Canadian Answer:

Everyone’s watching him like a hawk from day one and really the only way he survives the first week is some of the guards take pity and keep a close eye on him. That is until he gets transferred cells and ends up sharing with Kevin who’s also been watching but not in a ‘lmao nerd u better drop the soap in the shower so i can get some’ way the other guys have.

Me: Who's a good boy?

Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the second i stepped into school this morning my two good friends ran up to me and just went ‘WHERE IS STEVEN??’ and of course after spending the last two months online the only steven i was aware of was scmowns so i just replied ‘on the internet?’ and they gave me the most distressed looks and ran off talking about how they needed to tell him his girlfriend was actually a lesbian??

it was too early for that though he came up to me ten minutes later asking me if his hair looked good in a ponytail idk